The Sporadic Heckle

Writing blogs on a regular basis is a bit more difficult than I thought it would be. Going into this, I was aiming for one new post a week but I honestly don’t have enough topics that I want to write about and I’m not sure people would enjoy a post full of LOLz cats pictures. Another grand plan I had was to have a reoccurring post called the “Weekly Heckle” where I would write about trending topics and my opinions on them. Clearly that hasn’t happened, so I’m changing the name to the “Sporadic Heckle”. That being said, WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER REOCCURRING POST THAT I CAN’T PROMISE WILL EVER HAPPEN ON A REGULAR BASIS! The topics are potentially going to be all over the pace but if I happen to go on a rant about how cool I think Miley’s hair is, I give you permission to quit reading then and there. I will try my hardest not to.

Amanda Bynes:
Dat gurl be CRAY. I was never a big fan of her growing up but now I just can’t get enough. She’ll sue just about anybody, and then go all Taylor Swift on Drake. “I love you. I love you not. I love you…”

Her rap career will probably be short lived but mark my words that I’ll be at the front of the line for her first underground show here in Boston. Maybe she’ll be the next lil Kim.

Miley Cyrus’s We Can’t Stop song/video:
WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN?! When I first heard the song, I couldn’t stand it. But then I heard it again and decided it was kind of catchy. Then I watched the video and got confused while wondering if I could pull off that hair style (still up in the air). Next thing I know, it appeared on my spotify playlist and I’ve already listened to it 3 times before 8 AM.

My favorite parts:
“So la da di da di, we like to party, dancin with Miley, doin whatever we want” I was completely convinced she was saying ‘Molly’ but after googling multiple lyrics websites, I’ve confirmed that she pulled a Brittney Spears “If You Seek Amy” move. Well done Miles, well done.

“To my home girls here with the big butts shakin it like we at a strip club” I’m totally with Miley on this, forget the haters, only god can judge us. Miley’s twitter handle should be #1Twerker. I wonder if she's ever visited Zachary's...probs where she got her inspiration from.

Enough said.


Mistah Aaron Hernandez:
My news feed, as well as most of yours, has been blowing up about dis MURDER. If you’ve watched CSI for even one minute, you should understand the basic concept of what not to do when killing someone. Apparently he was too busy doing hoodrat things to pay attention to what Horatio had to say. 

North West:
A+ for Kim and Kanye being kreative but there’s no way in hell this baby’s going to turn out normal. That's really all I have to say.


 I probably should get back to work since this is only a 3 day week but I'm having a hard time concentrating with America's birthday coming up. It's really hard to file and complete tasks when I'm brainstorming what American themed tank top I should buy, my strategy for day drinking, what kind of snacks I'm going to need, pondering where my ipod is currently located so i can update playlists and researching where I can find a flag themed snapback. Meanwhile, my inbox is filling up and I'm all like "I'm currently blogging, and planning fun activities sooooo that letter you need mailed is definitely going to need to wait". Woof.

Anyways I hope everyone has a MERRY 4TH OF JULY! If you're looking for me, I'll 99% be somewhere in the ocean pretending to be a mermaid, who never has to sit a desk again, and looking for my Prince Eric, who will probably be wearing a cutoff and an American themed bandanna.  

CHEERS!